I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
