His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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