did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah