Cold hands, warm shart.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
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Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible