1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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