4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
