Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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