This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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