Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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