operation harelip BJ is a go
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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