If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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