love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
