quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?