How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm really busy with my period
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