it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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