We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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