i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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