Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I had to cum in my sink.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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