I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.