Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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