i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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