There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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