the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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