yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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