There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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