i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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