You're so nebulous sometimes
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
