Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Randomize
