So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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