Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
