i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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