i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think I have vodka in my lungs
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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