That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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