Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
apparently the secret to your success is patron
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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