The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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