i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
