I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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