First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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