Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
