This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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