we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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