I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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