Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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