i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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