we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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