Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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