im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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