I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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