This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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