Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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