Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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