I just made out with a guy for $7.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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