Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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