this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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