This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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